Mannequins fascinate me. They are desperate souls, trapped behind glass, unhappy observers of the misery of the modern high street. Their job is to reflect our desires back at us, to seduce us into buying things, a job they do incredibly badly. Alienated, distressed, mannequins are never at peace.

1. The frustration of perpetual desire

2. Eventually everyone becomes jaded in an age of sexualisation

3. The horror of the modern high street

4. The equation of branding plus desire does not add up.

5. We are the world we live in

6. Perfection is death

7. I am the reward for all your hard work

8. Child mannequins lack everything that makes a child what it is

9. Life is a slow death when you stare too long at the clock

10. I am the reality of an abstract age, there is no emotion without specificity

11. I want to be an archetype

12. The happiest day of my life

13. But what if there is more than this

14. Species, Order, Kingdom

15. One day this will all be mine

16. Boredom is a lack of focus

17. Buy 1 get 1 free

18. Make me yours

19. The more you ignore me, the closer I get

20. One day we will all be free